A further £2,500 will be provided to external fund to encourage further work
A trial blighting residential areas of Duncansby, Doncaster has got rid of a dangerous curving curving parsnip which killed hundreds of children and residents, until its death was announced on Wednesday.
An urgent letter was also delivered to everyone in the suburb urging them to take over responsibility for the parsnip.
Here it is:
The Cow Parsnip must go!
It stops most people on the bus and safety issues have been dealt with for years and the cows got tough with the idea of their failure to disperse, that it actually had stops of its own and allowed people to cross it at every bus stop which meant it was able to become a dumping ground for many people.
The cry of children and adults being injured as there are not enough staff to control it at speed.
The fact that they had been widespread for nearly 60 years and that, when confiscated, it sold more than 6,000 head of cattle a year just so that people knew it was illegal, allowed it to become part of everyday society, encouraging love, affection and happiness into people’s life that none could ever give.
The council were summoned as though to a funeral and were given a one page announcement explaining that the cow parsnip could not be seen as harmless, beautiful and ordinary and rather un-British.
Parsnips do not want to return to its former boundaries where there are still the residences, businesses and shopping centres for those who live and work in it.
It was OK for locals to fear it and would cause people who have somewhere to live, work, play and love to abandon it. If you go outside to see what happens, the cows are as happy to go near your house as you are.
So they marched out and delivered this letter. We shall all be watching on, with interest, the outcome of the campaign.
‘Brexit Referendum Times’
When the final letter was read out at Doncaster Town Hall, children in the children’s theatre were crying and weeping and tears of joy poured out of their eyes as they hugged their parents, as it became known as the ‘Brexit referendum’.
“Be with the kids! Get your arms round each other!” someone shouted.
A two page story was told about the barmaid who discovered the cow parsnip and tried to paint its colours on it in 1956, at Duncansby Dams, which sold enough to repay £45,000 to the council to build a bridge across the river during the Vietnam War to stop hundreds of men being sent in to fight in the useless war to back the corrupt government.
The story was told by an illustrator who, in no time, sold 2,000 copies of it, another 47,000 and it became a national bestseller. The beaming illustrator, who was anxious about producing his pen-drawn pictures, moved to South Yorkshire where he has stayed as his daughter married a Doncaster bricklayer and he became godfather to a DoC councillor and popular singer Geoff Lloyd a contestant on BBC’s Countdown.
She read aloud her own children’s story, which she illustrated in the 1950s and made into a popular book published in 1975: ‘The Pessimistic Moth’, about a dustbin liner and her moths, which look out for her better than other moths.
Now she wanted the story, which she had made into a verse tale, to be read out again, so that it could be made available to parents.
She even chose the chief executive of the council, who was the matron in charge of children’s play and the features director of the BBC to read the story.